writer of smutTumblr (3.0; @remittancegirl)http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a817e1910e6710e62d703b9371b566e/tumblr_mlb1sp6Fwj1rm5mlmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh, love it. Love portals. Courtesy of @GideonJagged</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/48198755863http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/48198755863Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:02:58 +0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduhxss8Uo1rnkmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy consuming conspicuously to fuck you.</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47530545655http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47530545655Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:20:41 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63451b446fafc24ffc0ca5cf9a1ddd56/tumblr_mityrrjIVG1s55o19o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Way too busy enjoying my Lear Jet to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529880585http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529880585Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:57:36 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45a7d514fbcbe21adb5554d572dd188b/tumblr_mkvhw7udtt1rkqtg8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy contemplating where to put the next tattoo to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529620072http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529620072Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:47:58 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36c2fce5e41350cc9351324cc67896e5/tumblr_mksm3yj2Rb1qjtr55o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>too busy saying penance to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529550667http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529550667Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:45:28 +0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/befe834a92ec9cdf91f887b19c1658bd/tumblr_mkr7y3yUVm1rnogako1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Far to concerned about the cut of his suit to fuck you.</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529475591http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529475591Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:42:38 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/629231283a617bfb24683e0cfbf69cd1/tumblr_mkuzeoKJhG1snyuouo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy being a patriot to fuck you.</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529321797http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529321797Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:36:51 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd95b373a701838182d6bd4d210e8731/tumblr_mkt538Kbyv1qfjmwbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy slamming his head against that door to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529075487http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529075487Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:27:17 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1aa6cf618eda7ac997c06bc35e36c8fb/tumblr_mkwx9fppGh1qfjmwbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too incredulous to fuck you.</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529013040http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47529013040Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:24:52 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4ffe11f789c5d81cb6f816fb22b5258/tumblr_mkxt85oW3R1rw6xrjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy shooting hoops to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528934410http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528934410Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:21:46 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/efe3028fc5636d631b118023cdd340ad/tumblr_mkyahrhzeH1rhstmqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy doing crunches to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528914878http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528914878Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:21:01 +0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92ccf304d294edb682db561033ca28c7/tumblr_mkycp4bEcw1rhstmqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy being a cliche to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528892872http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528892872Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:20:14 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a49a882bb7d1c8bb00b034740d82f31/tumblr_mky3s5J0rV1qgucp7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy suffering from ennui to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528855246http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528855246Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:18:44 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e117b1445fdd466a6be44d1558939b7/tumblr_mjndmnWhbr1r3hsq2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy doubting what you just said to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528817947http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528817947Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:17:18 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0b8e23e08390769119a56b24558f21f/tumblr_mkyrf43LNJ1s0xfi7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy self-photographing to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528797289http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528797289Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:16:28 +0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b24b1be59e6a668acb85733ab00736f/tumblr_mjndmppSCQ1r3hsq2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To busy thinking “Where the fuck did my socks go” to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528786707http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528786707Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:16:02 +0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ec00e4732000eb3d2d1e11ecea616ea/tumblr_mkno67ucEO1s1nv7co1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy showering to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528756873http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528756873Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:14:49 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d267104377656f6723518c9257bb07f/tumblr_mkpul4GvSZ1qaak3fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Too busy drinking coffee to fuck you</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528719407http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528719407Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:13:20 +0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcc2fc9572454a0a8f17d7f6955f32c5/tumblr_mf37duQ2zE1rv6ufko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>this makes me cry.</p>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528497901http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47528497901Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:04:31 +0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb7969d9b7fce2fb973c4ddf0ec3f163/tumblr_mi3rubORc81ris76wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47450547713http://remittancegirl.tumblr.com/post/47450547713Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:40:39 +0700